Chandler and Monica, tired of sneaking around, each make up an excuse to leave town and then go away for a weekend together. They end up fighting the whole time and Chandler's afraid it may be over. Ross struggles to reveal his agreement with Emily not to see Rachel anymore. Rachel doesn't take it very well; she doesn't want to give up Ross, nor get left out of the group like Chandler's old roommate, Kip. Joey finds some similarities in Chandler's and Monica's stories about the weekend, and figures out the truth; Monica and Chandler swear him to secrecy.
Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
Joey: What are you guys woofing about?
Monica: Chandler stole a Twenty from my purse!
Joey: No! You know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find
myself without twenties and you always have lots!
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
Joey: You want my advice?
Ross: Yes, please!
Joey: You're not gonna like it.
Ross: That's okay.
Joey: You got married to fast.
Ross: That's not advice!
Joey: I told ya.
Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That, uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an
eyelash curler in your room.
Chandler: Yes, that was mine.
Joey: 'Cause I figured you hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.
Chandler: Yes, that would have made more sense.
Joey: You know, I... I don't even feel like I know you anymore, man!
All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say,
I'll believe ya. Were you or were you not on a gay cruise?
Rachel: You gotta come with me!
Phoebe: Come where?
Rachel: Wherever I go! Come on! You and me. We'll... we'll start a new
group! We're the best ones!
Phoebe: Okay, but try and get Joey, too.
Chandler: Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.
Monica: Why, exactly?
Chandler: Because of the weekend, we had a fight.
Monica: Chandler, that's crazy! If you give up every time you have a
fight with someone, you'd never be with anyone longer than.... Oh!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator. Hey, Rach, can I borrow
your eyelash curler? I think I lost mine.
Joey: Oh! Oh! Oh!