Emily's cousin kicks Ross out of the apartment they were to live in, so he moves in with Chandler and Joey. Ross is more than a little obnoxious, so Chandler and Joey pressure him to move to a new place... even if it's tiny. Their guilt gets the better of them, however, and they arrange for Ross' application to be rejected. Phoebe dates a Larry, a health inspector she met at Monica's restaurant. At first she is turned on by his power to close places down, but soon realizes that they're running out of good places to eat. Rachel is convinced that Danny likes her and that his apparent apathy toward her is just a ploy to gain the upper hand in their relationship.
Chandler: What are you doing?
Chandler: You built a fort, didn't ya?
Chandler: Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross's air purifier! All I heard through four years of college was mmmmhmmhmmmmmm...
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Chandler: I hate this thing!
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Larry: Hey, ready for dinner?
Phoebe: Oh, absolutely!
Larry: Great! Uh, you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street, right?
Phoebe: Oh, I love that place! So no.
Larry: How about Mama Lizetti's?
Phoebe: Yuck. Sure!
Phoebe: Now, if after dinner you still, like, really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.