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The One On The Last Night

Episode 606

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Chandler tries to get Joey to accept some money so he'll be able to get by for a few months without a roommate. Joey won't take it, but Chandler invents a game called "Cups" and lets Joey win the money. Later, Joey teaches Ross to play Cups, and loses all the money to him. While packing on Rachel's last night in the apartment, Phoebe's misguided advice leads Monica and Rachel to fighting. Ross doesn't want to help with the packing, so he says he has to take care of Ben. Since Monica can see into his apartment, he makes a "fake Ben" to fool her.

The one where they said....

Monica: You're not dressed yet? We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Rachel: Well, and clearly not a minute sooner!

Monica: You're not packed! You're not packed even a little bit!
Rachel: Surprise!
Monica: What?
Rachel: Don't... don't get mad, 'cause look... this is what happened. So, I... I started packing and then I realized: What am I doing? I am lousy at packing! Right? But you love packing! So as a gift to you on our last night... ta-da!
Monica: All right, I'll be coordinator! Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything!

Phoebe: Hurry! Monica's going to make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now it's too late for me, but save yourselves!

Joey: Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.
Chandler: Oh, I wish I had known you were going to do that. I ordered Chinese.
Joey: Oh. Oh, that's okay. Hey, actually, in a way it's kinda nice. You know, our last dinner together: Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!

Monica: I never get my messages.
Rachel: You get your messages!
Monica: Yeah, well, I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you've fallen asleep on the couch.
Rachel: Oh? So, you missed a message from who? Chandler? Or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?

Monica: [On the phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Ross! [Then to Rachel] See? Other people call me!
Rachel: Oh, your brother, score!

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Joey: Ross was getting the Cup Card, the D-Cup, the Sitting-Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didn't even get half a cup! Nothin'!
Chandler: Oh man!
Joey: And he never played before either! Y'know what I think? I think: Beginner's luck--very important in Cups!


Credits

Written by Scott Silveri
Directed by David Schwimmer
Aired 11/4/99, 12/30/99, 6/8/00